Disney & American Idol are the new American Pimp
Friday, May 22, 2009 at 1:03PM 
So another American Idol was crowned this week. Feel the ground shake? Exactly(well in So Cal a little before the winner was announced). I actually caught one episode this year(had a girl come over who wanted to watch it) and was actually surprised by the talent. Surprised that they would waste there time when they could raise kids to become Disney prostitutes instead.
I mean look at that huge pimp machine Hollywood Records has in place by Disney. Miley Cyrus, and the Jonas Bros are their current pure breads. Hilary Duff has been put out the stable now and no one really knows what happened to her. But my point is their hoeing last a lot longer then any Idol's has. Kelly Clarkson is the exception currently. But besides her, can you name one Idol who has had "success" after their initial release? Their Race horse careers have been cut short quickly.
I mean what happened to that Sideshow Bob guy from season 1 that was runner up? Shot in the back lot of some movie studio probably after that "From Justin to Kelly" movie failed to turn profit. Fox and Simon Cowell seem to be the more serious and mean pimps. Disney on the other hand at least waits till you no longer look 18 to shoot you. You could have a 10+ year career with them. Pick your poison I guess?
Anyways some good post break-up songs right here to listen to.
The Donwill one is based on High Fidelity. A recent movie John Cusak I have watched that has given me some hope in my future love life. Watch that too while your at it and stop supporting music prostitution!
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