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10 Wackest things that infested Hip-Hop this year 

In the world of hip-hop music, there is rarely a year where I find something that doesn’t plain... #fail, and what was a great year in a music doesn’t completely overshadow that the wackness is still out there trying to ruin our lives. So to kick off our end of the year best of list, I think it's order that we recall some the...  

10 Wackest things that infested Hip-Hop this year

10.Meek Mill
Whoever put this guy on, and in the spotlight, needs to take off his ear muffs, take out the ear plugs, and listen again. Then I will send that Eskimo dude from The Godfather II to take him on a fishing trip immediately after. Rick Ross may have one of the greatest ear for beats, but when it comes to his roster, there is no explination to how Mill was excepted into the fold. When I first heard this guy rap, I thought of Kanye West...that is before Slow Jamz or Through the Wire...you remember that verse on Blueprint 2(or Blueprint 2 even?)??? Yeah, that’s how good this guy is. On the real though, I think Magoo(from Timbaland & Magoo) should battle him, that might be kind of entertaining to listen to, unlike anything else his “career” might turn out.

9. Lil B’s verse on No Celings
When I read that The Game said that Lil B is “one of the wackest rappers of all time, I laughed and then wondered about the validity of his statement. When he mentioned why, I could easily reason with his point of view. That verse might be one of the worst things I have ever heard from someone who earns a living making music. No I am not going to name the song, because I don’t want anyone to be subjected to such one of the worse raps I ever heard. That is until...

8. Shyne’s verse on The Carter IV Outro

Who let this guy on the mic during  this session?  Popped in this track and was like Bun B, I can see this, he’s spittn’. Nas just spit religion on the track, let’s see whats next... Shyne haven’t heard him for a while. Let’s see what he has to say...my god! Was he chewing on cardboard during that recording? How’d he go from a B.I.G impersonator, to sounded like an asthmatic Shaggy(The one from Scooby-Doo, not the other one)? There is no excuse for that.

7. Drake Ft Rhianna-Take Care
What in the 90’s just happened here? I mean I been in Europe a good portion of the year, but this is unacceptable. I am waitng for the guys from Night At The Roxburry SNL skits to come out and start dancing. Super corny, and using a sample from something that was actually listenable (the Gil Scott/Jamie XX collab)someone needs to Take Care of this.  

6.This Cover..
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I didn’t listen to Mr Muthafuckin Esquire’s album(which was dope)for two months just because of this cover. There is no explanation why this needed to be the artwork.  

5.Chris Brown- Mixtape(I wont even waste my time finding out the name of this again)

I really enjoy dissing this guy anymore. But the question remains, who keeps allowing this guy to do stuff like this? I demand his Yes-Men reveal themselves! Chris, you got money, and you got mental issues that need to be dealt with. In what universe does a Mixtape featuring you “rapping” solve the problems going on in your mind? Another question is why 9th Wonder, David Banner, and The Justice League allowed their names,and music to be associated with this? Last but not least, why do you feel the need to subject your fans(which I don’t want to be confused as being one of) to this? Think a HOV verse can sum it up.  

Except that fame is ,The worst drug known to man , It’s stronger than, heroin, When you could look in the mirror like, “There I am”, and still not see what you become “-Jay Z “Lost One”

4. Chiddy Bang-PB&J
I was lost in a town in Europe the day I listened to this, it actually made being lost not so bad. I replayed this a few times and let it sit, and went back to it again only to find out it was best left in the recycle bin of my desktop.   

3.Maybach Music Group-Self Made Vol 1.
It wasn’t enough for Rick Ross to force his other cronies down are throat, now he has the services of whats left of(the man with no identity) Wale, Pill(who somehow has to take a back seat for the next guy), and...Meek Mill(I think this I’ve said enough). If it wasn’t enough, we get the services of one-trick pony producer Lex Luger(the guy who somehow produced a dud for two most famous artist in hip-hop this year)imitation beats. Don’t think there was a need for this.  

2.Gucci Man & Waka Flocka Flame(out)-Ferrai Boyz
If you didn’t know already, we don’t like Waka Flocka Flame on this site. I think he might be right below the Anti-Christ, evil dictators, Tyler Perry and Wal-Mart as most hated “entertainer”. Bobojojo wanted this one the list, I said I am not listening to it, so it wont go on unless you want to. He did, and has as a result needed to go on a Dave Chappelle like retreat from life now. The main question that emerged after a listening session was; how can people listen to this type of music?  

1. Riff Raff
I wouldn’t of known who this guy was if it wasn’t for @bigghostface blog. After reading it, Bobojojo and I decided this dude looks like one of the following.
  1. Create-A-Player in a WWE video game.
  2. A Random goon in Streets Of Rage 3 on Sega Genesis
  3. A Grand Theft Auto Vice City cast extra

This guy might be one of the corniest dudes on the planet. I knew little about him before reading that blog besides that he was associated somehow with V-Nasty cause he is in the background of the video where she drops N* Bombs basically dickridin(see this applies to both sexes, no homophobic implications at all)her the whole time she spewed ignorance. Later somehow found out he was a cast member of some reality show starring Mr Bently(yes the dancing butler of Diddy’s), and that no one remembers most likely called G’s to Gent’z(yes there is a “Z” at the end of that... That’s quality).

I see is remnants of the kid who wasn’t cool in school but tried his best to fit in.And now, in his adult stage of life hasn’t been able to separate that survival instinct.

Anyways before I judge a book by it’s cover, I should see if he is any good at this hip-hop game.



I listened to his The Games Larry Bird  Mixtape to see if there is any redeemable in his persona. I also recorded my thoughts in real time to make it a little more interesting.  

1.Larry Bird: Wow this guy isn’t that good.

2.Otis Freestyle: First sign of bad news is this is anoher Otis freestyle, second Riff Raff is rapping on it. Me: Why would you rap like this?

3.Rap Game King Tut: The beat first of all sounds like a Yo Gabba Gabba throwaway. No he is calling himself: The Golden Child??? To bad his music sounds like a golden shower instead.

4.Hide N Seek ft Kid Sister: I don’t what to say about this, He just got bodied by Kid Sister on a track...Yes that Kid Sister. Who hardtimes most of fallen upon if she went from Kanye being featured on her track, to doing tracks with Create-A-Player

5.Cookie Crisp: The song title is Cookie Crisp. In no form of society is this thought of as something cool. Trying to make a cereal that doesn’t first off taste even chocolate chip cookie, in fact it doesn’t even meet the levels of a Chips-A-Hoy. The only time those are good are when your in college, under the influence of alcohol, or after smoking a lot of marijuana(though I never have done this, but everyone I know who smokes, usually has these in there cupboard).

6.Jose Canseco: You see the name of this and you know there is nothing good that will come from this. Jose Canseco first off is a snitch so if you are supposed to be so street, why you bragging about being a snitch? We know what happens to snitches right? Also what is included along with this one is every southern rhyme you probably already heard before.


7.Lil B: "Live the life of Al Roker and I never wear silk" Actual first the line for this track. Plus that annoying Lil B Whoop plays through out the song. The rhymes don’t get any better if your curious to know. e.g  "Your mothers not my type tell that bitch to stop beep'n, infiltrate my plans you'll meet the grim reaper"

8.The White Gucci Mane: I had to pause the stream player for this one. That title came up and I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. I will say nothing more about this song for the sake of my current vowel to cut down on profanity.

(Had to take a break at this point)

9.Iceberg Season ft 50 Tyson: I can’t deal with life right now. This is depressing. Besides the usual awefulness that is Riff Raff, the only thing interesting is that 50 tyson(of youtube fame) guest on her and literally sounds like The Muppet’s very own Fonzy The Bear. Waka..Waka..Waka!

10.Loud Pack ft D Money:I can take it anymore, the skip button must be enforced for this point on.

11.MTV Video Music Awards 2011: The joke is no longer funny.

12.Jackpot: More dumb lyrics. e.g "I should of been a leperchan, im bout to hit that Jackpot, My body look like Jack Frost” ..

13. The Freestyle Dentist: Would rather face the drill from a certified dentist than listen to this again.

14. The Rice Emperor: What does this even mean? Rice Emperor??? It hurt’s my head to think that someone thinks this is clever. You want to annoy someone really bad???Play this song loud.

15. Word Around Town ft D Money: Another Lex Luger sounding beat. I am reading 3 books when this review is over.

16. Sour Gun Powder:...is he trying to be cute with this songs? I am finished with this dude.

My conclusion: This dude is that he is more wack than I could of ever imagined. Like I can tell he used to wear fubu, when it was out of style(was it ever really in?) wack. I am not even wasting any more words on how wack this guy is. I’m done.

Tune in tomorrow to see find out wh the Rookie of the Year, and  the Most Improved artist's are for 2011.

Tecmo Physical Condition: A Freshmen Class examination. 


In 1991 one of the best video games on the planet arrived to the NES system. To this day Tecmo Super Bowl stands the test of time as a game that had fun game play and and actual player attributes included into the game play. As a tribute I would like to borrow one of the ratings that was used to determine how well a player has been performing. The Physical Condition rating basically went like so Excellent(player was unstoppable basically),  Good(excelling ) Average(could go either way), Bad (play sucks on the field), Injured( player is out of commission). I thought it would be cool to use these ratings as a measure for some of the past and present freshmen class this rap season.

Excellent

Big Krit-
Return to 4 Eva gets better every listen. I don’t think this guy has dropped something that I would classify as un-listenable yet.

Jay Electronica
One verse is all that has emerged so far from the “Voodo-Man”. That verse was up to par with anything else that he has put out though and if his long awaited LP drops this year and remains on the same quality of everything he has delivered up to this point(aside from a Mountain Dew commercial and odd Paul Wall appearance) it could easily be considered a classic as well.  

Blu
Lot’s of solid music has been delivered from the Left Coast genius. A mixed version of Her Favorite Colur, J E S U S,  tracks from his major label debut NoYork! , and a few other random cameos, and jawns.

Good
Tyler The Creator
Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All ‘s leading man has really risen to the occasion. Instead of getting lost in the hype, it seemed like he didn’t even notice it.  Goblin is a good album, the Lykki Li remix was fresh, and let us not forget the killa collab with Pusha T that still has me screw faced.  His future looks good, and if he can continue to improve who knows the ceiling for this dude.


Asher Roth
Though it might appear my dude has been silent this year, you better think again. A few killer guest appearances here and there, a most likely hit single soon with Last Man Standing, and a summertime jam as well. Dude has had one of the fastest redemption's in music history . At this rate, Asleep In Bread Aisle might soon be a distant memory if dude stays the course.

Lil B

Base 4 Your Face was what made me finally take this guy seriously. The Illusisons of Granduer mixtape wasn’t bad either, I have yet to listen to I’m Gay yet, but I am sure I wont be too disappointed with the results.  I know @bobojojo hates this guy with a passion.  But, his current musical output is something to commend. One of the few artist now days that’s at least trying to do something different at least. The funny thing is the more experimental he becomes, the better the quality gets. A rare trait indeed.

 

::Bobojojo edit::

Um..

 Yeah he is different, making bojangle coon music

Big Sean
The overachiever on this list for sure. I  got to be honest here though, though I was  a fan of his two mixtapes installments, I initially didn’t expect too much from Sean this year with his major release of Finally Famous.  Yet, when My Last dropped it soon somehow became one of my favorite songs this year so far. His content may not be too enduring but, his album was good enough for me to continue to have it on replay. Much like the guy below I just have to give credit where credit is due. You did it.

Kendrick Lamar
I can’t deny that Section 80 was a good LP. Dude has proved his worth in the game and has carved out his own space for sure. It will be interesting to see where he goes from here.

The Cool Kids
You can’t deny the consistency of this duo. While most are still trying to score a major single, the Kids emerged this year with When Fish Ride Bicycles LP that gave their fan base another solid offering from Sir Mikey and Chuck English.

Theophilus London
Though his subject matter is rather limited(girls basically), I have to give credit where credit is due. He dropped a cool EP, and his major release Theze Are Strange Dayz(which was basically the EP+a few more new tracks) was cool as well. Guy has yet to disappoint.

XV
His Zero Heroes release this year might prove to be one of raps most slept on projects this year.

Average

J.Cole
Allegedly he is coming out with his album this year. I don’t buy everything about this guy yet. Especially with the output he has delivered so far this year. His single? The single he did with Wale? eeeeeeeee. That Like A Star jawn you released though a few weeks ago keeps you on the level side of the scale for sure.

Drake
Oh you hard(fancy) now, huh? What is this dude doing? Going to body someone now? “We don’t believe you, you need more people!”.  You had a few alright songs to start the year off with, and a hot summer single with Khaled(though it was anything but tough), and you release a generic single talking about how you going to have people snuff’d? Get the heck out of here with that talk. At this point, you need to get back to making them LL joints, stay in your lane maine!  

Yelawolf
Sad that I have to put this guy here, because dude can spit. But I don’t know of anything really that has made me check the rhyme of the Alabma native in awhile.  Will see if signing  with Slim Shadey  changes that, or puts the final bullet in a once promising career. Could go either way at this point.  


Bad

Chiddy Bang
Yeah he rapped his way into the Guinness Book of World Records, but did you hear that Peanut Butter & Swelly Mixtape??? Yeah I forgot about it too.

Diggy Simmons
The prince of a king has yet to score any buzz this year. When this year did you hear anyone recommend listening to a Diggy track?

Wale
The king of compromise himself has failed to regain any of his past acclaim, even with Officer Ricky behind him. His music is becoming less and less impressive with every release, and what he needs more than ever might be a shot of self-assurance. Find yourself my dude.


Injured

Chris Brown
There is something not right with this boy. I don’t get his behavior? Nor his music, he drops an OK mixtape last year and scores a (forgettable) hit with Dueces and then somehow gets people to buy that generic pop album F.A.M.E and instead of building on those blocks, he releases a mixtape with him rapping mostly? Not something anyone has been asking for Chris. This guy needs some help, and a trip to the hospital might be in order for sure. Or just some time away in general.

Charles Hamilton
Sonic The Hamilton has had an accelrated disappearance this year. I don’t know anyting going on with the whereabouts of this man, nor do I know if he has any more music going on. Last I heard he was in a hospital(seriously: good for him), I guess I can only wish him a speedy recovery if anything, and that he is able to pick up the pieces.

Hater is out, "Dickridin" is In

When rap started to get popular across the country around 1991, it faced a lot of backlash from politicians, parents, and mainly conservatives (aka white people & Tyler Perry moviegoers). It was considered hateful and violent music that didn’t have singing.

Despite the backlash acts pushed hard to perfect their craft. Every year hip-hop would evolve with the times and outlive go on to outlive other once popular  genres such as Disco. Meanwhile as hip-hop gaining more traction into the mainstream. Artists such as (The Pre-Diva era) Lauryn Hill, and Outkast were just a few of the artist to have their art be nominated for Grammy Album of the Year. While not having to compromise to their projects.

They were fighting the haters.

Big ups...to all My Haterz!”
    -Shawty Lo “Dey Know”

The hip-hop lexicon adopted the word hater and it became a very common subject to rap about, such as:

  • disses directed towards other rappers calling them “haters,
  • battle-rapping to the vague idea of "haters"
  • bragging about how fly they are even though the haters are detest their lifestyles.

As a result, the main bulk of bad-rap came into existence during this period.

Urban Dictionary defined hater as:

A person that simply cannot be happy for another person's success. So rather than be happy they make a point of exposing a flaw in that person.


Hating, the result of being a hater, is not exactly jealousy. The hater doesn’t really want to be the person he or she hates, rather the hater wants to knock someone else down a notch.
Susan: You know, Kevin from accounting is doing very well. He just bought a house in a very nice part of town.

Jane (hater): If he is doing so well why does he drive that '89 Taurus?


However, slowly the term “Hater” became too popular and missed used. Suburban teens and moms were using the term hater and the over-saturation of the word commenced.

 The term hater was evolving to:

 


Overused word that people like to use just because someone else expresses a dislike for a certain individual.
PERSON 1: I don't like Beyonce's new song.

PERSON 2: You're a hater!!!

 



Thus people started becoming scared to be labeled as a --hater. Before rap was fighting the ignorance of people’s opinions cause of lack of understanding--as to why the art has equal as importance
as rock music has. Haters were setting the bar high for rap artists to make music great. But
the repercussions of this caused people to withhold their honest critique on someone’s work. People were forgetting the natural fact that constructive criticism helps mold ideas. Some people would remain silent, others however started--DICKRIDING

Dickriding


“We was told to hop on no ones dick by Prince Paul, stay original ever since y'all”

-Posdnuos of De La Soul-Rock Co. Cane Flow

 

The term dickrider was popularized in the late 90's by the popular group out of Queens, NY The Infamous Mobb Deep. The term was used to describe a person who was a fraud in a crew or movement in which that person pretended rep for. Another recently popular usage of the term was in the cartoon series Boondocks last year. The song Dickriding Obama was a parody of Black Eyed Peas artist/producer Will I. Am's post-election song New Day. The spoof was aired in on the first episode for season three of the series and showcased the character Thug-A-Licious (fictional studio gangsta-rapper) and Will(cartoon fictional version as well) working together for the Obama campaign and showcasing the twos lack of experience of his actual politics as well as their play for popularity by joining up with the movement. 

That's what made dickridng so terrible. It was the teacher’s pet, suck-up, corporate lackey, or kiss-ass who was now infiltrating the art of rap.

It's something some a person so desperate, that has no self-respect would try. People who do this usually are found in rap circles, or urban radio stations around the world. You know those morning show DJ's that “know hip-hop” yet to the extent of it is whatever music playlist their bosses handed them, watching Flava of Love, or owning a Jay-Z CD.  

The remaining sum of these type lay in those that hear about--hyped artist x. They don't really know much about their music nor or willing to investigate any further. But swear up in down that they are the next big thing for some reason. For example Diggy Simmons last year after signing his deal put out that Made You Look freestyle.  Everybody was on his tip, had his name in twitter trends and blogs everywhere. Yet a year later and I don't hear anybody talking about him or his last or current mix-tapes at all.

Artist Cam'ron tried to dickride the Stop Snitch'n movement a few years ago. Thinking that it would further his fame he went on Bill O' Reily and basically made a complete fool of himself because he was-- dickriding.  The thing was a snitch wasn't someone who goes to the police to help the community, out or save their family’s life. A snitch is a person who rats out someone to better their own situation. Much like the attributes of a --dickrider.

 

 
 
I didn't survive in this game by being a bandwagin ass nigga!!
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Yet the outcry should be the same none the less. These people need to be weeded out of rap. We have stood silent for too long. Dickriding must come to a end people. The rodeo of dicks had its run and now its time for it to go away. Let's help those recovering from this virus in need grow a backbone.  And help lead them to find something they never had, courage.