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10 Wackest things that infested Hip-Hop this year
Monday, December 5, 2011 at 11:09AM In the world of hip-hop music, there is rarely a year where I find something that doesn’t plain... #fail, and what was a great year in a music doesn’t completely overshadow that the wackness is still out there trying to ruin our lives. So to kick off our end of the year best of list, I think it's order that we recall some the...
10 Wackest things that infested Hip-Hop this year
10.Meek Mill
Whoever put this guy on, and in the spotlight, needs to take off his ear muffs, take out the ear plugs, and listen again. Then I will send that Eskimo dude from The Godfather II to take him on a fishing trip immediately after. Rick Ross may have one of the greatest ear for beats, but when it comes to his roster, there is no explination to how Mill was excepted into the fold. When I first heard this guy rap, I thought of Kanye West...that is before Slow Jamz or Through the Wire...you remember that verse on Blueprint 2(or Blueprint 2 even?)??? Yeah, that’s how good this guy is. On the real though, I think Magoo(from Timbaland & Magoo) should battle him, that might be kind of entertaining to listen to, unlike anything else his “career” might turn out.
9. Lil B’s verse on No Celings
When I read that The Game said that Lil B is “one of the wackest rappers of all time”, I laughed and then wondered about the validity of his statement. When he mentioned why, I could easily reason with his point of view. That verse might be one of the worst things I have ever heard from someone who earns a living making music. No I am not going to name the song, because I don’t want anyone to be subjected to such one of the worse raps I ever heard. That is until...
8. Shyne’s verse on The Carter IV Outro
Who let this guy on the mic during this session? Popped in this track and was like Bun B, I can see this, he’s spittn’. Nas just spit religion on the track, let’s see whats next... Shyne haven’t heard him for a while. Let’s see what he has to say...my god! Was he chewing on cardboard during that recording? How’d he go from a B.I.G impersonator, to sounded like an asthmatic Shaggy(The one from Scooby-Doo, not the other one)? There is no excuse for that.
7. Drake Ft Rhianna-Take Care
What in the 90’s just happened here? I mean I been in Europe a good portion of the year, but this is unacceptable. I am waitng for the guys from Night At The Roxburry SNL skits to come out and start dancing. Super corny, and using a sample from something that was actually listenable (the Gil Scott/Jamie XX collab)someone needs to Take Care of this.
6.This Cover..
.
I didn’t listen to Mr Muthafuckin Esquire’s album(which was dope)for two months just because of this cover. There is no explanation why this needed to be the artwork.
5.Chris Brown- Mixtape(I wont even waste my time finding out the name of this again)
I really enjoy dissing this guy anymore. But the question remains, who keeps allowing this guy to do stuff like this? I demand his Yes-Men reveal themselves! Chris, you got money, and you got mental issues that need to be dealt with. In what universe does a Mixtape featuring you “rapping” solve the problems going on in your mind? Another question is why 9th Wonder, David Banner, and The Justice League allowed their names,and music to be associated with this? Last but not least, why do you feel the need to subject your fans(which I don’t want to be confused as being one of) to this? Think a HOV verse can sum it up.
“Except that fame is ,The worst drug known to man , It’s stronger than, heroin, When you could look in the mirror like, “There I am”, and still not see what you become “-Jay Z “Lost One”
4. Chiddy Bang-PB&J
I was lost in a town in Europe the day I listened to this, it actually made being lost not so bad. I replayed this a few times and let it sit, and went back to it again only to find out it was best left in the recycle bin of my desktop.
3.Maybach Music Group-Self Made Vol 1.
It wasn’t enough for Rick Ross to force his other cronies down are throat, now he has the services of whats left of(the man with no identity) Wale, Pill(who somehow has to take a back seat for the next guy), and...Meek Mill(I think this I’ve said enough). If it wasn’t enough, we get the services of one-trick pony producer Lex Luger(the guy who somehow produced a dud for two most famous artist in hip-hop this year)imitation beats. Don’t think there was a need for this.
2.Gucci Man & Waka Flocka Flame(out)-Ferrai Boyz
If you didn’t know already, we don’t like Waka Flocka Flame on this site. I think he might be right below the Anti-Christ, evil dictators, Tyler Perry and Wal-Mart as most hated “entertainer”. Bobojojo wanted this one the list, I said I am not listening to it, so it wont go on unless you want to. He did, and has as a result needed to go on a Dave Chappelle like retreat from life now. The main question that emerged after a listening session was; how can people listen to this type of music?
1. Riff Raff
I wouldn’t of known who this guy was if it wasn’t for @bigghostface blog. After reading it, Bobojojo and I decided this dude looks like one of the following.
This guy might be one of the corniest dudes on the planet. I knew little about him before reading that blog besides that he was associated somehow with V-Nasty cause he is in the background of the video where she drops N* Bombs basically dickridin(see this applies to both sexes, no homophobic implications at all)her the whole time she spewed ignorance. Later somehow found out he was a cast member of some reality show starring Mr Bently(yes the dancing butler of Diddy’s), and that no one remembers most likely called G’s to Gent’z(yes there is a “Z” at the end of that... That’s quality).
I see is remnants of the kid who wasn’t cool in school but tried his best to fit in.And now, in his adult stage of life hasn’t been able to separate that survival instinct.
Anyways before I judge a book by it’s cover, I should see if he is any good at this hip-hop game.
I listened to his The Games Larry Bird Mixtape to see if there is any redeemable in his persona. I also recorded my thoughts in real time to make it a little more interesting.
1.Larry Bird: Wow this guy isn’t that good.
2.Otis Freestyle: First sign of bad news is this is anoher Otis freestyle, second Riff Raff is rapping on it. Me: Why would you rap like this?
3.Rap Game King Tut: The beat first of all sounds like a Yo Gabba Gabba throwaway. No he is calling himself: The Golden Child??? To bad his music sounds like a golden shower instead.
4.Hide N Seek ft Kid Sister: I don’t what to say about this, He just got bodied by Kid Sister on a track...Yes that Kid Sister. Who hardtimes most of fallen upon if she went from Kanye being featured on her track, to doing tracks with Create-A-Player
5.Cookie Crisp: The song title is Cookie Crisp. In no form of society is this thought of as something cool. Trying to make a cereal that doesn’t first off taste even chocolate chip cookie, in fact it doesn’t even meet the levels of a Chips-A-Hoy. The only time those are good are when your in college, under the influence of alcohol, or after smoking a lot of marijuana(though I never have done this, but everyone I know who smokes, usually has these in there cupboard).
6.Jose Canseco: You see the name of this and you know there is nothing good that will come from this. Jose Canseco first off is a snitch so if you are supposed to be so street, why you bragging about being a snitch? We know what happens to snitches right? Also what is included along with this one is every southern rhyme you probably already heard before.
7.Lil B: "Live the life of Al Roker and I never wear silk" Actual first the line for this track. Plus that annoying Lil B Whoop plays through out the song. The rhymes don’t get any better if your curious to know. e.g "Your mothers not my type tell that bitch to stop beep'n, infiltrate my plans you'll meet the grim reaper"
8.The White Gucci Mane: I had to pause the stream player for this one. That title came up and I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. I will say nothing more about this song for the sake of my current vowel to cut down on profanity.
(Had to take a break at this point)
9.Iceberg Season ft 50 Tyson: I can’t deal with life right now. This is depressing. Besides the usual awefulness that is Riff Raff, the only thing interesting is that 50 tyson(of youtube fame) guest on her and literally sounds like The Muppet’s very own Fonzy The Bear. Waka..Waka..Waka!
10.Loud Pack ft D Money:I can take it anymore, the skip button must be enforced for this point on.
11.MTV Video Music Awards 2011: The joke is no longer funny.
12.Jackpot: More dumb lyrics. e.g "I should of been a leperchan, im bout to hit that Jackpot, My body look like Jack Frost” ..
13. The Freestyle Dentist: Would rather face the drill from a certified dentist than listen to this again.
14. The Rice Emperor: What does this even mean? Rice Emperor??? It hurt’s my head to think that someone thinks this is clever. You want to annoy someone really bad???Play this song loud.
15. Word Around Town ft D Money: Another Lex Luger sounding beat. I am reading 3 books when this review is over.
16. Sour Gun Powder:...is he trying to be cute with this songs? I am finished with this dude.
My conclusion: This dude is that he is more wack than I could of ever imagined. Like I can tell he used to wear fubu, when it was out of style(was it ever really in?) wack. I am not even wasting any more words on how wack this guy is. I’m done.
Tune in tomorrow to see find out wh the Rookie of the Year, and the Most Improved artist's are for 2011.
10 Wackest things that infested Hip-Hop this year
10.Meek Mill
Whoever put this guy on, and in the spotlight, needs to take off his ear muffs, take out the ear plugs, and listen again. Then I will send that Eskimo dude from The Godfather II to take him on a fishing trip immediately after. Rick Ross may have one of the greatest ear for beats, but when it comes to his roster, there is no explination to how Mill was excepted into the fold. When I first heard this guy rap, I thought of Kanye West...that is before Slow Jamz or Through the Wire...you remember that verse on Blueprint 2(or Blueprint 2 even?)??? Yeah, that’s how good this guy is. On the real though, I think Magoo(from Timbaland & Magoo) should battle him, that might be kind of entertaining to listen to, unlike anything else his “career” might turn out.
9. Lil B’s verse on No Celings
When I read that The Game said that Lil B is “one of the wackest rappers of all time”, I laughed and then wondered about the validity of his statement. When he mentioned why, I could easily reason with his point of view. That verse might be one of the worst things I have ever heard from someone who earns a living making music. No I am not going to name the song, because I don’t want anyone to be subjected to such one of the worse raps I ever heard. That is until...
8. Shyne’s verse on The Carter IV Outro
Who let this guy on the mic during this session? Popped in this track and was like Bun B, I can see this, he’s spittn’. Nas just spit religion on the track, let’s see whats next... Shyne haven’t heard him for a while. Let’s see what he has to say...my god! Was he chewing on cardboard during that recording? How’d he go from a B.I.G impersonator, to sounded like an asthmatic Shaggy(The one from Scooby-Doo, not the other one)? There is no excuse for that.
7. Drake Ft Rhianna-Take Care
What in the 90’s just happened here? I mean I been in Europe a good portion of the year, but this is unacceptable. I am waitng for the guys from Night At The Roxburry SNL skits to come out and start dancing. Super corny, and using a sample from something that was actually listenable (the Gil Scott/Jamie XX collab)someone needs to Take Care of this.
6.This Cover..
.
I didn’t listen to Mr Muthafuckin Esquire’s album(which was dope)for two months just because of this cover. There is no explanation why this needed to be the artwork.
5.Chris Brown- Mixtape(I wont even waste my time finding out the name of this again)
I really enjoy dissing this guy anymore. But the question remains, who keeps allowing this guy to do stuff like this? I demand his Yes-Men reveal themselves! Chris, you got money, and you got mental issues that need to be dealt with. In what universe does a Mixtape featuring you “rapping” solve the problems going on in your mind? Another question is why 9th Wonder, David Banner, and The Justice League allowed their names,and music to be associated with this? Last but not least, why do you feel the need to subject your fans(which I don’t want to be confused as being one of) to this? Think a HOV verse can sum it up.
“Except that fame is ,The worst drug known to man , It’s stronger than, heroin, When you could look in the mirror like, “There I am”, and still not see what you become “-Jay Z “Lost One”
4. Chiddy Bang-PB&J
I was lost in a town in Europe the day I listened to this, it actually made being lost not so bad. I replayed this a few times and let it sit, and went back to it again only to find out it was best left in the recycle bin of my desktop.
3.Maybach Music Group-Self Made Vol 1.
It wasn’t enough for Rick Ross to force his other cronies down are throat, now he has the services of whats left of(the man with no identity) Wale, Pill(who somehow has to take a back seat for the next guy), and...Meek Mill(I think this I’ve said enough). If it wasn’t enough, we get the services of one-trick pony producer Lex Luger(the guy who somehow produced a dud for two most famous artist in hip-hop this year)imitation beats. Don’t think there was a need for this.
2.Gucci Man & Waka Flocka Flame(out)-Ferrai Boyz
If you didn’t know already, we don’t like Waka Flocka Flame on this site. I think he might be right below the Anti-Christ, evil dictators, Tyler Perry and Wal-Mart as most hated “entertainer”. Bobojojo wanted this one the list, I said I am not listening to it, so it wont go on unless you want to. He did, and has as a result needed to go on a Dave Chappelle like retreat from life now. The main question that emerged after a listening session was; how can people listen to this type of music?
1. Riff Raff
I wouldn’t of known who this guy was if it wasn’t for @bigghostface blog. After reading it, Bobojojo and I decided this dude looks like one of the following.
- Create-A-Player in a WWE video game.
- A Random goon in Streets Of Rage 3 on Sega Genesis
- A Grand Theft Auto Vice City cast extra
This guy might be one of the corniest dudes on the planet. I knew little about him before reading that blog besides that he was associated somehow with V-Nasty cause he is in the background of the video where she drops N* Bombs basically dickridin(see this applies to both sexes, no homophobic implications at all)her the whole time she spewed ignorance. Later somehow found out he was a cast member of some reality show starring Mr Bently(yes the dancing butler of Diddy’s), and that no one remembers most likely called G’s to Gent’z(yes there is a “Z” at the end of that... That’s quality).
I see is remnants of the kid who wasn’t cool in school but tried his best to fit in.And now, in his adult stage of life hasn’t been able to separate that survival instinct.
Anyways before I judge a book by it’s cover, I should see if he is any good at this hip-hop game.
I listened to his The Games Larry Bird Mixtape to see if there is any redeemable in his persona. I also recorded my thoughts in real time to make it a little more interesting.
1.Larry Bird: Wow this guy isn’t that good.
2.Otis Freestyle: First sign of bad news is this is anoher Otis freestyle, second Riff Raff is rapping on it. Me: Why would you rap like this?
3.Rap Game King Tut: The beat first of all sounds like a Yo Gabba Gabba throwaway. No he is calling himself: The Golden Child??? To bad his music sounds like a golden shower instead.
4.Hide N Seek ft Kid Sister: I don’t what to say about this, He just got bodied by Kid Sister on a track...Yes that Kid Sister. Who hardtimes most of fallen upon if she went from Kanye being featured on her track, to doing tracks with Create-A-Player
5.Cookie Crisp: The song title is Cookie Crisp. In no form of society is this thought of as something cool. Trying to make a cereal that doesn’t first off taste even chocolate chip cookie, in fact it doesn’t even meet the levels of a Chips-A-Hoy. The only time those are good are when your in college, under the influence of alcohol, or after smoking a lot of marijuana(though I never have done this, but everyone I know who smokes, usually has these in there cupboard).
6.Jose Canseco: You see the name of this and you know there is nothing good that will come from this. Jose Canseco first off is a snitch so if you are supposed to be so street, why you bragging about being a snitch? We know what happens to snitches right? Also what is included along with this one is every southern rhyme you probably already heard before.
7.Lil B: "Live the life of Al Roker and I never wear silk" Actual first the line for this track. Plus that annoying Lil B Whoop plays through out the song. The rhymes don’t get any better if your curious to know. e.g "Your mothers not my type tell that bitch to stop beep'n, infiltrate my plans you'll meet the grim reaper"
8.The White Gucci Mane: I had to pause the stream player for this one. That title came up and I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. I will say nothing more about this song for the sake of my current vowel to cut down on profanity.
(Had to take a break at this point)
9.Iceberg Season ft 50 Tyson: I can’t deal with life right now. This is depressing. Besides the usual awefulness that is Riff Raff, the only thing interesting is that 50 tyson(of youtube fame) guest on her and literally sounds like The Muppet’s very own Fonzy The Bear. Waka..Waka..Waka!
10.Loud Pack ft D Money:I can take it anymore, the skip button must be enforced for this point on.
11.MTV Video Music Awards 2011: The joke is no longer funny.
12.Jackpot: More dumb lyrics. e.g "I should of been a leperchan, im bout to hit that Jackpot, My body look like Jack Frost” ..
13. The Freestyle Dentist: Would rather face the drill from a certified dentist than listen to this again.
14. The Rice Emperor: What does this even mean? Rice Emperor??? It hurt’s my head to think that someone thinks this is clever. You want to annoy someone really bad???Play this song loud.
15. Word Around Town ft D Money: Another Lex Luger sounding beat. I am reading 3 books when this review is over.
16. Sour Gun Powder:...is he trying to be cute with this songs? I am finished with this dude.
My conclusion: This dude is that he is more wack than I could of ever imagined. Like I can tell he used to wear fubu, when it was out of style(was it ever really in?) wack. I am not even wasting any more words on how wack this guy is. I’m done.
Tune in tomorrow to see find out wh the Rookie of the Year, and the Most Improved artist's are for 2011.